About Titmas Cabaret
Welcome to Tit-mas, that time of year that weeee love!
Yeah that’s right kiddies, time to wrap yourselves in tinsel, hang baubles from your junk and put your f***ing horn on cause we about to get HORNY! Oh and Christmassy.
THIS IS A SEATED SHOW! The cabaret starts at 8pm SHARP! Get in for the best seats available or be prepared to miss out!!! There will be a titilating array of sexy performers from drag to circus doing their thing for your viewing pleasure!
After the show we will have DJ's playing until the wee hours, so if you can't make it for the Cabaret, come along for the party!
BOOBS. There will be a prize for the best Chris-tit/s [gender not specified].
*NB as much as we love ya tits they have to dressed according to theme! We will have titty painters and glittering at the event so get down early and get dem titties pretty
Can’t wait to shout obscenities at you.
Love the Unicorns
*Plus booking fee